Author: Royal Renter
The Amazon Prime Last-Minute Gift Guide
VTNF PicksMy Top Things: December 2019
VTNF PicksPortable Pom Poms for Heels
Shape Tape (I wear shade Fair Beige)
Smocked Dress: Navy Metallic // Velvet // Snakeskin
Textured Hunter Wellies
Black Bow Dress
Statement Floral Earrings: Plum & Pink // Marigold
Camel Coat
Skyn Wipes
Starry Earrings: Silver // Gold
Plaid J. Crew Dress
Satin Hair Ribbons
A-Line LBD
Sparkle Clutch
Amazon Nightgown: Get It While It’s Still In Stock
VTNF PicksUntil I heard Kate Kennedy describe it as “the garment of a pottery enthusiast with a trust fund,” I was having a hard time pinning down the best way to accurately detail the dress/mumu/coverup/caftan/large piece of fabric now known, for better or worse, as The Amazon Nightgown.
I’ve slipped it on more days then not this summer, and I must say, I DO get a lot of compliments whilst wearing this now-viral loungewear/daywear hybrid fitting of someone who at any moment may scream; “Fetch me another olive for my martini, Jeeves!”
More simply: I feel like a Poor Patricia Altschul™
Okay, so now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s get you into one of these things! Predictably, #bloggernation came THRU when they heard that the #amazoncoat of 2018 fame now has a rival, and are buying these things up faster than a faux palm branches at a Pier 1 end-of-summer sale. Below, I’ve rounded up where YOU can still get your hands on The Amazon Nightgown (as of 8/29 at 10 p.m.) and some lookalikes to shop, as well.
FIT SITCH: my only note is that it’s tight in the bust/chest area! I prefer the Small but the Medium worked fine for me as well! Perks of publicly wearing a nightgown, I suppose 🙂
P.S. If you work from home, you will LOVE this thing. A one-step styling process is not something I take for granted these days!
SHOP THE AMAZON NIGHTGOWN
Amazon Nightgown (print still available in XS and XXL) // Headband
Peacock Print (peacock print available in a Medium) // zeroUV Shades
// Beaded Drop Earrings in Teal
Pink Print (available in Small and Medium)
Purple Pattern (still stock in Small and Medium)
Indigo Pattern (stocked in a Medium)
SIMILAR STYLES
Blue V-Neck Caftan, $25, stocked in all sizes
Printed Caftan, $26, stocked in all sizes
Button Down Dress, $29, stocked in medium and large
LDW Looks: Amazon Prime Edition
VTNF PicksLeopard Suit (I’m wearing a Medium!) // Constellation Pendant Necklace // Hat
T-Shirt // Swim Suit // Hat
Dress
SalTEE (I’m wearings a Small) // Midi Skirt (I’m wearing a Small) // Palm Leaf Earrings
Caftan (I’m wearing a Small)
Sunnies // Dress (I’m wearing a Small)
Amazon Prime Dress
Robin Piccone Suit (in Black, I’m wearing a Size 6) // Beaded Drop Earrings in Teal 
WAYF Dress
PVC Snakeskin Bag via Amazon
Floral Ruffle Two-Piece Suit via Amazon Prime (I’m wearing a Small)
Coverup Wrap Dress (wearing a 2/4, size up for more coverage) // Bathing Suit // Headband // Earrings // zeroUV Shades // Straw Clutch
Patterned One Piece from Amazon Prime
Shell Glasses Chain
Marble One-Shoulder Suit
It’s a Bugs Life on VTNF
VTNF PicksHair Scarf via Amazon
Gold Fly Earrings via Etsy
Gold Beetle Earrings via Etsy
Origami Fly Necklace via Etsy
Cicada Statement Ring via Etsy
Gold Winged Beetle Necklace
Gucci Sneakers (Size 7.5, on sale for $396 with code REAL)
Earrings via Saks Off Fifth
Cuff Bracelet via Etsy
Turquoise Statement Necklace via Etsy
Colored Beetle Drop Earrings via Etsy
Gold Bee Ear Cuffs via Etsy
Big Summer Bug Earrings via Etsy
Beetle Drop Earrings via Etsy
Bee Earrings via Saks Off 5th
Hat Girl Summer
VTNF PicksThe Palm Springs Board
VTNF PicksEarrings // Dress
Peacock Caftan // Beaded Drop Earring in Teal 
Flats
Zebra halter dress by Sam Edelman (comes in two colors) // Orange statement earrings
Two-piece floral set // Earrings
Belted One-piece Suit // Visor
Shell Glasses Holder // Lips Earrings // Polka Dot Puffed-up Headband // Wooden Clutch // zeroUV Shades
Parrot Earrings // Headband (part of rainbow pack)
Kaftan Coverup
Tassel Two-Piece Set
Kaftan Coverup in White
Elephant Print Sarong
Kimono (comes in multiple patterns) // Earrings
The Look for Less: Madison Boat Cruise Edition
VTNF PicksHeading out on the boat this weekend? Shop these looks from Amazon Prime that can be #YoursByFriday!
My three golden rules for serving looks at sea:
– Bring a hair tie or headband, ALWAYS. It may be hard to believe in the cloud of humidity known as the District of Columbia, but boats are windy AF and a #hairnightmare. Keep scrolling for some cute ways to keep that mane out of your face.
– Also pack a jacket or wrap. Same principle here! It’s cooler on the water and by nightfall you want to be comfortably sippin’ a spritz — NOT shivering!
– Last but not least: remember coolers can be cute! Leave those clunky, plastic monstrosities on the shore — I’ve rounded up some adorable bags that keep those drinks cold, too.
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starfish hairclip // pom-pom bag // silk scrunchie // tortoise sunnies // basket bag // shell earrings // leopard headband